Hello Sir, Hello Miss, How are you?

Hello sir, how are you?
Fine thank you.

Hello there! How're you doing today?
Good, thanks kid.

Miss! And you?
Frankly, I'm well.

Sir! Sir! What about you?
Thanks, I'm good.


What are we comimg to!
I asked you,
You with the injury:
You said you were fine,
But a broken arm must hurt!

What are we coming to!
Spare me the monotony
Of "fine"s and "good"s and "well"s!
Oh, don't pull transparent wool
Over my eyes,
The eyes which you
Hope are blind.

I can see!
I have eyes, not great bloody holes!
I can see you're in pain!
So tell me, I can help.